[ Slides behind his desk, flipping a few switches under it. Blinds close, lights brighten, you hear the click of the door locking behind you and the small bubbling of a coffee maker come to life. ]

Let's go through it item by item. If we could start with how you contributed to things on Halloween just so all my notes are caught up with yours, and then we can move into whatever issues are greatest priority and work our way down.